Street Sharks Review

Awful Comic Thursday: Far too complex

I...um...different times people. Different times.

Awful Comic Thursday: Boys will be Spider-Boys.

It's funnier if you don't bother reading the text.

Awful Comic Thursday: Woman's brain

Ah sexism. Really all that can be said here.

Awful Comic Thursday: Superman can be a Jerk

So to grab people's attentions, DC had a habit of showing Superman doing really douchey things. Honestly, this is probably one of his more reasonable requests.

Awful Comic Thursday: Superman-o?

 

I was honestly unsure of whether to put this in the Awesome or Awful. Is the super-sombrero bulletproof as well?

Awful Comic Thursday: Revenge of the Liefeld

We're going to start Awful Comic 2014 with Rob Liefeld. Because of course we are.

Aweful comic Thursday

We all know that feel Doom, we all know that feel.

Bad Comic Thursday: Flash vs. Looney Toons

Because sometimes cartoon physics can apply to the Justice League.

Aweful Comic Thursday: Luke Cage

Being bad doesn't stop you from being hilarious. Look at Syfy.

Aweful Comic Thursday: Pilgrim Batman...

This is a thing that exists. Just...just LOOK at it. Someone drew this, someone brought this before a room of their peers and they went with it. Pro-tip: you cannot look cool in a hat like that. You. Just. CAN'T.

Teen Titans Go Review

Trailer Trashing: Epic

What can I say about Epic? When the first trailer came out, I'll admit that I was kind of intrigued. It look very mystical, very heavy on the atmosphere and letting the beauty of the natural imagery do the brunt of the storytelling.
Then we learned more about this flick.
With every new trailer that came out, every voice actor that was announced, my expectations for this film sunk lower and lower, hitting its lowest point when I saw this trailer. Mostly this is because of the slug character. I mean this guy looks painful to watch. He looks like some executive sent a note down to the studio demanding that there be a "hip" and "cool" character who spouted comic relief and catch-phrases. I'm calling it right now: this is the Jar-Jar Binks of the summer movie block.
That's not to say that my problems with this preview are limited to the slug though. It seems like virtually every character uses a lot of modern slang. The leaf people, the villain, everybody has a very modern-day way of talking that is not going to age well. Not only that, but it just really does not fit in to the world that they're trying to create. For something that looks so mystical and one with nature, this kind of talk really pulls us out of the movie.
Finally, and arguably most importantly, this movie has been done to death. Oh, its someone being shrunk down and experiencing a smaller world. Oh, its the destruction of the forest by some big evil force.
This movie looks like Ferngully meets The Spiderwick Chronicles, minus anything that made the former two good.

Why Twilight is bad.

I don't like Twilight, and here's why. This was made years ago, and I apologize for the audio problems.