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7/8/14
7/6/14
The Fat Kid Road Trip part 2: Electric Boogaloo
The first full day of our journey for a
larger waistline took us northwards, and as the northernmost resident
of Illinois, I got to be behind the wheel. I can't speak for how many
readers regularly travel the city of Chicago, but for those who
haven't gotten the chance, let me be the first to congratulate you.
It's not fun.
If you adhere to the tenants of
defensive driving and general
“not-feeling-like-you're-an-inch-from-death” then the Windy City
is not the place for you to commute. Want to change lanes? Well,
you're more or less forced to cut someone off to do so. Don't worry
though, because odds are you'd have been cut off with
brake-slammingly little warning about three times by that point. And
make no mistake, you will certainly have to contend with this. Unless
you've memorized the highway layout, figuring out what lane to be in
at what time is going to be like a sodoku puzzle locked in a Rubik’s
Cube given to a color-blind man.
But I digress. We made it to our
destination with surprisingly little hassle and surprisingly large
chunks of our car intact, just in time to enjoy some Hot Doug's.
STOP TWO
Name: Hot Doug's Meat Emporium
Location: Chicago, IL
Suggested by: Geekasaurus Mike
I like hot dogs, and I'm sure as a red-blooded American, so do you
(all of what google tells me is a surprisingly large Russian audience
can ignore that statement). In my humble opinion, there are few
better places to enjoy encased meats than Hot Doug's.
Located at 3324 N. California Ave in Chicago, the establishment is
well known for its high-quality product, it's unique atmosphere and
staff (more on that in a moment) and it's creative dish naming. Every
one of the regular menu items is named after a celebrity, and those
names change on a regular basis. The Bo Derek, an Andouille Sausage,
for example, has been formerly called the Brigette Bardot, the Salma
Hayek, the Madonna, the Raquel Welch and the Ann-Margret.
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| None of which are pictured here |
Hot Doug's major claim to fame, however, is the Game of the Week, or
a hot dog made with a different unusual animal meat every week. These
have included yak, rattlesnake, wild boar and kangaroo in the past.
Every Friday and Saturday, the restaurant also offers “duck fat”
cooked fries.
If you're looking to eat at a decent hour, you'd better get there
early. We had a half-hour wait outside just to get inside the
building, let alone to the cash register. Doug himself was working
the till when we arrived, and that's when their unusual take on
customer service began. Upon learning that we were eating in, Joey
was implicitly told to order a small drink, but just take a large cup
so he didn't have to keep refilling it. I can't name many places that
would argue with someone trying to pay more, but there you are.
The second unusual thing was, as we were sitting outside due to
space, a voice rang out from behind me.
“Hey! Joey!”
From the tone, I expected a miracle coincidence had occurred where
someone Joey knew had run into us. I was wrong. The voice belonged to
our server. The third unusual thing was that it was a Chicago hot dog
store that had ketchup bottles.
What we hadn't realized upon leaving, sadly, was that the
establishment was cash-only. We were somewhat limited in our choices
therefore, but although we had simple Chicago-dogs, corndogs (the
Shirley Hardman) and a Bo Derek between us, Hot Doug's certainly
managed to live up to its reputation.
If you want to eat at Hot Doug's, you'd best hurry. Sadly, Doug will
be retiring, and closing his shop on October fourth. Until then, I
highly recommend giving it at least one shot before it's gone
forever.
6/30/14
The Fat Kid Road Trip Part 1: The Beginning
Between start of the World Cup, and the
coming of Independence day, there was an age undreamed of. Hither
came three men, destined to consume the greatest dishes in all of
Illinois (and some in other states). It is I alone who can tell you
of our story.
Let me tell you of the days of the Fat
Kid Road Trip.
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| Hey, it's still better than this one. |
We mapped out our course, and invited
our third friend, Joel “The unGoogleable Man” to aid us in this
mighty deed.
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| Some say he hasn't eaten anything he didn't kill with his bare hands. All we know is, he's Joel. |
STOP ONE
Name:
Alehouse Pub
Location:
Kankakee, IL
Suggested
by: Geekasaurus Mike
They say that the journey of 10,000
miles begins with a single step. In our case, the journey of
significantly fewer miles began with a trip down the street, to the
Alehouse Pub. I had been there once before, and the moment my food
was brought out I knew it had to be a stop on the Fat Kid Road Trip.
Though from the outside it may advertise itself as a bar for craft
beers, the burgers are some of the best you're likely to find.
Take for example, the Tennessean (show
picture) ordered by Joey. That's a kobe beef patty topped with pulled
pork and deep-fried Mac N' Cheese.
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| BEHOLD |
I will take a moment to allow your
heart to stop freaking out at the idea.
I myself got a burger called
“The Cheesehead”, a Bison beef burger smothered in cheese with
cheese curds on the top.
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| Dangerously cheesy |
When you order a burger at the Alehouse, you select your type of burger, your meat (angus, kobe, bison or veggie) the type of bun (regular or pretzel) and toppings. There is no way I know of to go wrong with any combination, but I'd be more than willing to do some experimenting to find out.
The pub also boasts an extensive beer
menu, one that changes all the time to fit the season. If you're like
me and love your beer as black as the night, or if you walk on the
lighter side, Alehouse Pub in Kankakee has you covered.
Unfortunately, we had just missed the
bluegrass band that had been performing, but local musicians are a
regular commodity at the Alehouse, and it's free admission to all of
them.
The Alehouse Pub provided some of the
best burgers, fries and beer that any of us had experienced, but it was not being compared
to McDonald's and Burger King. To hold it's place, it would have to
contend with some of the best beef in the State. Would it hold that
title? Find out next time.
3/27/14
3/25/14
Awesome Comic Tuesday: D-D-D-DEADPOOL
I had a similar, though largely downgrade, reaction to The Last Airbender.
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